Sometimes there’s just not enough hours in the day to sit down and write. I love doing it, but it’s hard fucking work. So in order to keep active with reviewing every inch of universal minutia, I’m pleased to announce the Rate the Universe Podcast, in which my good friend Matt and I do what I do on the blog, only we do it with our mouths and tongues (sexy!) because it requires less effort on both our end and yours. I’ll still be writing the blog, but as you know, time restraints often make posts few and far between.
We’re going to try our damnedest to churn out new episodes every Monday, and I hope you’ll tune in every week by subscribing in iTunes or visiting the direct stream. If you’ve enjoyed the blog at all and you’re still reading this, I honestly think you’ll enjoy the podcast — wouldn’t waste your time otherwise.
In the debut episode of the Rate the Universe Podcast, we review Roger Ebert, masturbating to someone you know, and admitting you like girly things. Also, we debut our regular segment called “Blank, this is Blank.”
You can find it all right here: www.ratetheuniversepodcast.com
And actually, you don’t even have to listen to it. Just click the link a bunch of times to make me think there are legions of listeners out there who will validate my need for an audience. It will make me feel good about myself. But if you DO listen, I hope you’ll come back for more.
